I will slowly re-translate all of them.
Sorry, everyone.
And thank you, Editors and readers, for keeping up with me in the last 2 months.
I will make all of my release a little better.
Arge Chapter 8: No Hell, Yes Boobs
(Editor: Zukaku717)
(Re-translated by Imouto)
“…N…nya…?” (Arge)
I was surprised at the scene when I woke up.
I had fainted on the street from a blood-sucking impulse.
I thought that I might be dead, but it seems I’m still alive.
Although I’m still thirsty for blood, I don’t feel that uncomfortable anymore.
Looks like my bloodthirsty has calmed down for now.
Was it because I fell asleep?
“Ah, such a warm bed…” (Arge)
Right now, I’m lying on a bed.
Moreover, it isn’t a hard bed like the one in the ruins, but a soft and fluffy bed.
(Ah… What a soft and warm bed…
I love beds.
It seems like I was sad.
It seems I’ve missed you) (Arge)
“Hah…
I want to marry a person who allows me to sleep in this kind of bed in the future.
Of course, with three meals and snacks.” (Arge)
“Isn’t that quite a simple desire?” (???)
I heard a girl’s voice.
I couldn’t just ignore her so I turned around to that voice’s direction.
There aren’t many types of furniture, this’s just a simple room.
The said girl was sitting on a wooden chair a little away from the bed I was sleeping in.
A young woman with light brown hair.
“Did you wake up?” (???)
“Yes … uhm … did you help me, Odd Eyes Boing-san?” (Arge)
(T.N: Odd eyes is what Japanese call heterochromia,
Boing mean big breast but right now I want to keep the joke)
“Odd-Eyes Boing!?” (???)
“Oh, I’m sorry, was Boing Odd Eyes better?” (Arge)
“That’s not it! I don’t need you to reverse it!” (???)
Why does everyone always complain when I name them?
Even though I’m always considering their characteristics when I pick their name.
She is a young lady with big breasts and two-colored eyes.
So I call her “Odd-Eyes Boing”
Besides, I still don’t know her name yet.
It’s rather inconvenient for me to have a conversation with her.
Unless she tells me her name.
“Well, I 『noticed』 you sleeping on the street and you didn’t wake up even I called.
So I carried you to my home.
By the way, my name is Felnote Lyria, you can call me so.” (Felnote)
“Okay, I am Argento Vampear. You can just call me Arge, Felnote-san.” (Arge)
And then Felnote-san got up from the chair, she had a big sigh.
Her breasts shook a bit according to her movement.
Apparently, she seems to be making tea. But….
“…?” (Arge)
Something was wrong.
Felnote-san’s movements were stable and certain.
I can understand from the way she uses tools for making the tea that she was quite accustomed to this.
Even so, something was missing.
There was an unnatural feeling in her movements.
I continued observing for a while and finally found out what missing.
…This person… She is making tea without looking at her hands.
Normally, when you do something, you look at your hands.
Even if you are familiar with it, when you use your hands, you usually look at your fingertips.
Because if you don’t, it is possible that you get injured even with something simple like making tea or cooking.
And Felnote-san didn’t do it.
Her neck wasn’t bent, her face was looking straight to the front, and tea was brewed when she isn’t lowering her eyes.
“Here, please drink it. Because it comes with herbal medicine, it’s good for recovering your health.” (Felnote)
I looked into her face while she was giving tea and got the reason why her gaze did not move.
From my side, Felnote-san’s two-colored eyes were purple on the right and gold on the left.
In other words, her left eye is purple and the right eye is gold.
Both of her eyes had no light.
Clearly, neither eye is in focus.
“… Your eyes… Maybe you can’t see?” (Arge)
“Yes. A few years ago, when I was fighting against a certain demon … at that time…” (Felnote)
I see. It wasn’t that she didn’t need to look at her hands, it was because she couldn’t see in the first place
I drank the cup of tea for now, and then I asked her.
“Can’t you cure it with healing magic or medicine?” (Arge)
“I already tried using healing magic myself and I was also asking famous doctors and priests… none of them were any help” (Felnote)
“Hm… was that so?” (Arge)
The blindness that can’t be cure with healing magic and medicine?
Can I cure it with my healing Magic?
My『 Recovery Magic』 skill has reached the limit level 10.
I don’t know about her and the famous priests’『 Recovery Magic』 skill level, but mine should be stronger.
(T.N: The skill name “Recovery Magic” just like a class. When you reach a certain level, you can use its spells like “Healing”, “Cure”, “Dispell”,…)
“Sorry, can you come a little closer?” (Arge)
“Uhm, okay…” (Felnote)
“Excuse me.” (Arge)
Felnote-san moved her face closer to me.
She could not see me, so I touched her face to tell that she was close enough.
And when I touch her…
…Oh, her skin is smooth.
This is the skin of a woman.
Well, I am also a girl right now, but I still feel flustered.
Let’s treat her politely.
“Umm… Can you close your eyes for a bit?” (Arge)
“… What is this, I wonder?” (Felnote)
When I heal her and she suddenly sees the light, she may be surprised.
That’s why I had her eyes closed.
… She is a nice person.
She helped the strange collapsed person even she’s blind
And now she listened to what I said obediently.
She was a good person and she helped me.
Also, it is a bit unpleasant when I get helped and owe her a favor so I would like to return the favor with eye treatment.
… It would be nice if everything goes well.
With『 Recovery Magic』skill, there are various spells such as heal wound, remove scars, remove curses and poisons and even clean dirt on the body…
If it is a simple scratch, it can be solved with magic to heal the wound.
But her eyes have no wound, in other words, her eyes were losing light for other reasons like a curse.
“Please cure her eyes and let her see again” (Arge)
It was a clumsy chant.
But to use magic, I don’t need a long-chant but only need to image the result and use the magic power with『 Recovery Magic』.
A『 Recovery Magic』spell to counteract the curse … is it better to call magic spell? Well, whatever…
And I cast it on Felnote-san’s eyes.
“…Huh?” (Fenote)
“How is it?” (Arge)
“Huh… Ah, light, there’s light …” (Felnote)
… It looks like it was successful.
Even if she closes her eyes, light still comes through somehow.
If she can recognize it that means her vision has returned.
“Calm down. Please open your eyes slowly.” (Arge)
“Ah, alright… ” (Felnote)
Felnote-san felt nervous as she opened her eyes.
Her two-colored eyes that appeared in my sight wasn’t dark shade like before.
Recognizing the light, recognizing me, her pupils were swaying.
Good. Her eyes seem to be healed properly.
After all, the blindness was caused by a curse.
“I can see… I can see…!” (Felnote)
“It seems your eyes has been cured” (Arge)
“I couldn’t see for years.
I have already given up …
thank you…
Thank you very much, Arge!” (Felnote)
“No, I must be the one who says thank.
Thank you for helping me before.” (Arge)
If I don’t return her favor, I can’t feel easy and I won’t be able to sleep.
I am a lazy person, but I’m the type who’d like to do things properly.
Felnote-san strongly gripped my hand.
It is a little painful.
But it’s fine I guess.
I don’t know how many years she hadn’t seen in detail, but it seems that she had blinded for quite a long time.
With how she could even brew tea, I can imagine that she had been through a lot of hardships.
“I can’t simply say thank you with favor like this…
Such a thing…
Is there anything you want?
If I can do it, I will do anything!” (Felnote)
“Kyan~!?” (Arge)
I was a little surprised because I was pressed with a tremendous force.
It seems like she pushes me down on the bed.
The bed was soft and fluffy so it didn’t hurt, but this appearance may be bad.
Her two-colored eyes were serious. But she overlooked this.
If a third party sees the situation we are in right now.
It will definitely create a misunderstanding. Even we are both girls.
After sleeping, my blood-sucking impulse has been settled so far.
But if she gets too close like this, she will make me want to bite her.
As I saw her slim neck, I felt like she was really tasty.
I am a dangerous person now.
“Uhm, have you calmed down yet?” (Arge)
“Uhm …Oh… I’m so sorry!” (Felnote)
I pushed Felnote-san’s shoulder lightly and got away without hurting her.
… Even so, It’s surprising for me to use a girl’s voice.
I said “Kyan”
Since my body right now is a girl, it isn’t wrong to have that scream.
But it feels a bit unnatural.
It is a bit different from what I normally feel …
It’s kind of embarrassing. Kinda like itching.
It’s that sort of feeling.
“I’m sorry, but I don’t mind if you need me to do something, this is a big favor after all” (Felnote)
As for me, I am just trying to return a favor and I think that’s enough.
As it was, if I was left alone in the alley, I would have been dead.
And right now, I even get a warm bed to sleep in.
Because she had saved my life, I return the favor by curing her eyes.
However, it seems that Felnote-san was not convinced.
Although I looked away as she asked, her gaze remained serious without changing.
As for me, I want to take a nap with this fluffy bed soon and it’s getting harder to sleep when I have a serious face in front of me.
… Well, should I ask her some of “it”?
It is true that “it” will bother me if I do not solve “it” quickly.
There is also the possibility that I will die when I have the next impulse.
I have not heard that the vampire is such a disadvantaged race, Loli-Gramps.
Next time we meet, please take responsibility and take care of me forever.
“Uhm… Can I say something funny?” (Arge)
“Yes, whatever you say” (Felnote)
“Could you give me some of your blood?” (Arge)
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WHOA SOMEONE PICKED THIS SERIES—!!
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There’s many errors but readable and I believe you can still improve. Anyways, thank you for picking this up. Cheers for your effort.
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oddo ai probably odd eye
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I think that the Oddo ai boin-san is a pun/double entendre
Since the picture shows her as having heterochromia and オッドアイ can be read as odd eye(s).
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thank you secret imouto-san for picking up this great novel. I really am happy to find the update chapter today. I hope you will get the response soon from your Niichan. Cant wait for the next chapter.
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Ohh, taking it up? 😮
Thanks for the chapter none-the-less
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” (オッドアイボインさん , help, I only know boin = large chest)”
Odd Eye Boin-chan.
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This is just a guess, but I think ‘Oddo ai’ is Odd eye (meaning she has odd eyes=heterochromia). So all together it means Odd eye big boobs or something?
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I don’t know, but maybe first?
And i think, “oddo ai” may be the romaji for “odd eye”?
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Oddo Ai = Odd Eye.
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thank you for the chapter!
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Shouldn’t the title be “No Hell, YES Boobs”?
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Finally! someone continue this story. Good Work
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I think Oddo ai boin is Odd Eye Boing
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‘Oddo ai’ is odd eye which means she has different eye colour between the right and left
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maybe Oddo ai mean Odd eye in katakana
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I think it means odd eyes. Some idiots just can’t write properly on one single language and try to throw in another. It never makes a story better. Only harder to understand and translate.
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why is it still awaiting moderation? is it a visual bug maybe
“… … Can I please say something funny ?”
aslo I think “funny” in the above sentence should be replaced with “strange”
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thanks for the chapter 🙂 been quite some time since i last read it.
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Well, this made me really happy XD!
Though the last line sounds awkward: “Could you give me drink your blood ? I want to have as much as a small dish”. —- the first phrase is confusing, with give and drink being two different actions, lol. the meaning of the sentence became jumbled, well it’s just something minor so I guess it’s fine….
— Thanks for the chapter~ ^^
—– This made recover with the never ending thesis I’m doing currently, lol.
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poor guy/girl having to need to deal with hunger pangs…. then again he/she didnt really think it out that well at the start so…..meh XD, I hope she dont try to hurt him/her due to his/her request for blood
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Thank you so much for the chapter!!!
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Thanks for chap!
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Thanks for the meal.
> Oddo ai boin
I guess “Odd Eye Tits” since she has odd eyes according to the image
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Thanks for picking this up. It’s a bit rough, and could use an editor, but it’s way better than the nothing we’ve had. I look forward to future chapters.
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This MC is amazing, in many ways… -_-
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I believe オッドアイ means “odd eye” = heterochromia
Thank you for the translation btw
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For people with different eye colors, it’s referred to as having dichromatic eyes I believe.
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No it’s heterochromia.
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Is English perhaps not your first language? The grammar feels kind of stiff…
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Yes, sorry. I’m also just a reader like everyone I try google translate but can’t really understand it from the raw. So I try download other translator suggest machine translate. It give many translate and I choose the one make sense the most. By upload and share for everyone, I will also ask for advice and get better one.
If you guys stick with me and tolerance the bad one first, we will all get the better translate version later.
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it’s ok, I think most of us are happy, that someone is willing to to invest the work into translating this novel^^ I think it would be best for you to look for an editor as soon as possible though, as an increase in quality should help you get more views in the long run (except you want to do all yourself, which might tire you out too fast)
And although there are quite a few mistakes, I can assure you that I’ve seen translations that did much worse of a job than you did. At least in your translation the translation are mostly the gramatical kind and you can understand what it’s all about. (f.e. “Did you awake?” should be “Have you woken up?” or “Did you wake up?”)
Anyway, keep up the good work and I’m looking forward to how you’re going to improve as a translator 🙂
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Thank you.
I will fix it.
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It’s free. You did your best… nothing else one can ask for.
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I recommend seeking an editor, they are very helpful people.
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オッドアイボインさん is Odd Eye Boing-san (boing as in bouncy breasts)
I myself am very new to learning Japanese I don’t know any kanji yet.
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hello this is a bit rough in parts but thanks for picking this up.
For the time being here’s the obvious: Oddo ai boin -> oddo = odd, ai = eye; therefore Odd Eye Boin-san, simple as that.
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Oddo ai= odd eye… I think!
And thanks 4 chapter
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First
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オッドアイボインさん = Odd Eye Boin-san mabye
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wow I waited and waited for this novel in pick someone ….. yeeeey thanks
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dunno if you have an editor or not but this chapter was a little hard to read. i’ll try to point out some more issues later
“Could you give me drink your blood ?” the word “get” should be “let”.
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What you are searching for is ‘Odd eye Big Breast’. I think there are better way to put it in english, but this is the meaning 😉
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It definitely needs proofreading and editing…
Anyway, thanks for the translation.
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some suggestions
イエスおっぱい = Yes Boobs
オッドアイボイン = Odd Eye Boin
フェルノート・ライリア = Felnote Lyria?
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Iesu =/= jesus
Iesu == yes
Boin oddo ai = jiggling odd eye
Ferunoto = Felnote
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“Oddo ai” = Odd eye and “Boin” = boing (big boob sfx)
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Thank you very much
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Aww yeahhhh happy to see new chapters of this thank you so much for translating!
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“Oddo ai” is probably “Odd eye”, I’ve heard the english loan phrase used in anime occasionally to refer to someone with heterochromia.
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Thanks for chapter.
It little hard for reading but at least readable. Don’t worry about it and improve it bit a bit, at least your grammar still better than me.
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Thanks for the chapter!
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Thank you for picking this up, but I hope you will get an editor.
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I thank you for picking this up. Many thanks
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You write funny
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Well, I’m not English native or I really good at English.
And this translate is from a machine translate. (Really bad English)
I just try edit it the best I can, I mistake a lot so It may not make any sense.
If you spot any grammar mistake, please tell me so I can fix it.
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Thanks for picking this up.
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Here is my edit for the chapter. I recommend using Felnote for the name.
“… Hmm… why…?”
I opened my eyes in surprise.
I was wondering if I would die with the blood-sucking impulse, but I knew somehow that I was still alive.
Although I’m still thirsty, it is more comfortable than before I lost consciousness. Looks like my blood thirst is calm for now. Is it because I fell asleep?
“Oh, such warm bed…”
Besides, somehow, I am lying on a bed right now.
Moreover, it is not a hard bed like the one in the ruins, but a soft, fluffy bed. Ah… What a soft and warm bed… I love beds. It seemed like I was sad. It seems I’ve missed you.
“Hah… I want to marry a person who allows me to sleep in this kind of bed in the future. Of course, with three meals and snacks.”
“Is it not quite the innovative design…?”
I heard the voice of a woman. Because I could not just ignore her, I raised my body from the bed.
There is not many things around, just a simple room. The owner of the voice was sitting on a wooden chair, away from the bed I was sleeping in. It was a woman with tender, brown hair.
“Did you wake up?”
“Yes, yes … Uhm … did you help me, Odd Eyes Boing-san?”
“Odd Eyes Boing!?”
“Oh, I’m sorry, was Boing Odd Eyes better?”
“That’s not it! I don’t need you to reverse it!”
Why does everyone complain if I name them? Even though I pick properly and call it that.
A big breasted lady with two-colored eyes. So I can call her “Odd Eyes Boing”? Since I still don’t know her name yet, is it inconvenient for me to have a conversation unless the other party tells me that “I was called”?
“Well, I ‘noticed’ you sleeping on the street and carried you to this place, and I have a name. Ferunoto • Lyria, maybe you can call me so…?” (フェルノート・ライリア , Ferunōto rairia , open suggest name)
“Okay, I am Argento Vampear. You can call me Arge, Ferunoto-san.”
Ferunoto-san got up from the chair when she breathed out a big sign as if she was relieved. Distinctive breasts shook a bit in accordance with the movement.
Apparently, she seems to be making tea. But….
“…?”
Something was wrong.
Ferunoto-san’s movements were stable and certain. I understood that the movements of using tools for making tea brewed on the table on the side of the chair was quite accustomed.
Even so, somewhere, something was missing. There was an unnatural feel in her movements.
I continued observing for a while and finally found the identity of the discomfort when the tea brewed.
…This person… She is making tea without looking at her hands.
Normally, when you do something, you look at your hands. Even if they are familiar, when people use their hands, they usually look at their fingertips.
And when you don’t, it is possible that you get injured if you fail like in tea preparation or cooking.
Ferunoto did not do it. Her neck was not bent, her face was turned to the front, and tea was brewed without lowering her eyes.
“Here, drink it. Because it comes with herbal medicine, it’s good for recovering your health.”
I looked into her face while she was giving tea and got the reason why her gaze did not move.
From my side, Ferunoto-san’s two-colored eyes were purple on the right and gold on the left. In other words, the left eye is purple and the right eye is gold.
Both of her eyes had no light.
Speaking of anime expressions, there are no shinings. Clearly, neither eye is in focus.
“… Those eyes… Maybe you can’t see?”
“Yes. A few years ago, fighting against a certain demon… at that time…”
I see. She isn’t looking at her hands, because her field of vision was not open in the first place.
I drank the cup of tea that I received. For now, I will ask her a question.
“You can not cure it with magic or medicine?”
“I tried it myself and I tried asking famous doctors and wizards… none of them were any help.”
“Huh… is that so?”
Magic can not cure the blindness.
Was it even impossible for me to cure it with magic?
I have Recover magic with skill points to the limit. I do not know how much she and the famous wizards were good at Recovery magic, but mine should be stronger.
“Sorry, can you come a little closer?”
“Oh, yes…?”
“Excuse me.”
Felnoto-san moved her face closer to me. She could not see me, so I touched her face (to tell her that she was close enough, I guess) and I tried to hold my surprised voice.
…Oh, her skin is smooth.
It is the skin of a woman. I am also a girl right now, but I still feel flustered. Let’s treat her politely.
“Umm… Can you close your eyes for a bit?”
“… What is this, I wonder?”
If I suddenly heal her and she suddenly sees the light, she may be surprised, so I had her eyelids closed.
… She is a nice person.
She helped the strange collapsed person while blind and now she listened to what I said obediently.
She was a good person and helped me. Also, it is a bit unpleasant when I get helped and leave in debt to you, so I would like to return it with eye treatment.
… It would be nice if everything goes well.
Even with a bit of recovery magic, there are various kinds, such as curing scars, solving curses and poisons, and cleaning dirt on the body.
If it is a simple scratch it can be solved with magic to cure the wound. In other words, her eyes were losing light for other reasons.
“…To be able to see.”
It feels fuzzy, but it also has quite a bit of magical power and it also takes recovery magic to use.
Recovery magic to counteract the curse… Is it better to say spell magic? I put it on the eyes of Ms. Felnoto.
“…Huh?”
“How is it?”
“Huh… Ah, light, light …”
… It looks like it was successful.
Even if you close your eyes, light still comes through somehow. To be able to recognize it means that her vision has returned.
“Calm down. Please open your eyes slowly.”
“Oh, alright… ”
Ferunoto-san felt afraid to open her eyes.
Her Odd Eyes that appeared again in my sight was not a dark shade like the one just before.
Recognizing the light, recognizing me, the pupils were swaying. It looks good. It seems to have healed properly. After all, it seems that the curse was the cause.
“I can see… I can see…!”
“It seems that way.”
“I could not see for years. I was giving up… Thank you… Thank you, Arge!”
“No, I must thank you for helping me before.”
If I don’t return the favor to you, it will become a matter of concern. I could not take a nap with confidence. I am a lazy person, but I’m the type who’d like to do things properly.
Ferunoto-san gripped my hand with an unhinged feeling. It is a little painful. I guess it is still nice.
I do not know how many years she had not seen in detail, but it seems that she had lost the light for quite a long time seeing how that tea was brewed. I can imagine that she had been through a lot of hardships.
“There is no way to simply thank you with just this… Such a thing… If I can do it, I will have to do it! Something, something!? I will do anything!”
“Kyan ~tsu!?” (I can’t choose a cute english word for a loli when she is surprised)
I was surprised a little because I was pressed with a tremendous force. It seems like I am being pushed down as it is.
My (when did the bed become yours?) beloved bed took me kindly from behind so it didn’t hurt, but this appearance may be a bit bad. Her different colored eyes were serious, but they overlooked this.
If a third party sees it, there will be a situation that is likely to create a misunderstanding. Probably, this state may only seem to be “being pressed” in a different meaning.
After sleeping, my blood sucking impulse has been settled so far, although the blood thirst is still not avoidable with just drinking tea. If you get too close, you will make me want to bite.
As I saw her slim neck, I felt like she was really tasty. I am a dangerous person now.
“Uhm, have you calmed down yet?”
“Oh… oh, sorry!”
I pushed Ferunoto-san’s shoulder lightly and got away without hurting her.
… Even so, It’s surprising for me to use a girl’s voice.
I said “Kyan”. Since the body is that of a girl’s, it is not wrong as a reaction, but it feels a bit unnatural.
It is a bit different from what I kinda normally feel… It’s kind of embarrassing. Kinda like itching. It’s that sort of feeling.
“I’m sorry, but, I do not mind if you need me to do something, for such a big payment.”
As for me, I am just trying to return a favor and I think that’s enough.
As it was, if I was left down in the alley, I probably would have been dead, and now, I even get a warm bed to sleep in.
Because she had saved my life, I should return a thank you by curing her sight.
However, it seems that Ferunoto-san was not convinced. Although I looked away as she asked, her gaze remained serious without changing.
As for how this will be, it is not clear. Or rather, as for me, I want to take a nap with a beautiful futon soon and it’s getting harder to sleep when I have a serious face in front of me.
… Well, would you please ask for it?
It is true these things bothered me if I do not solve it quickly. There is also the possibility that when the next big impulse comes out, I will die.
I have not heard that the vampire is such a disadvantaged race, Loli-Gramps. Next time we meet, please take responsibility and take care of me forever.
“… Can I please say something funny?”
“Yes, whatever you say.”
“Could you give me some of your blood? I want at least a small amount”.
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Thank you very much.
Edit the chapter as you suggest now.
And I also change her name as you suggest, I want to change her name too but can’t think of anything so I left as Ferunoto.
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For some reason, The first paragraph isn’t changed
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My bad, fixed.
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thanks lolimamoritai for the chapter >.< someone picked it up …yay !!
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Thank you for picking it up!! HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE!!
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