Chapter 23: Weak type
Editor: m33b00 & Jae
In conclusion, the battle ended in ten seconds.
First, I avoided the Minotaurs’ axe swung down, then ran around behind him.
Leaving him to knock up soil with his attack.
“Gu~, so fast!” (Minotaur)
“Blood-Arms「Chain」” (Arge)
Even if you beat him or kick, it will not have much effect with that muscle, he can also resist wind magic.
So, I used my blood as a weapon.
For a vampire, it’s an easy thing to do, you only need to use your nail to cut lightly on your finger.
Then, change the overflowing blood, turning it into a long chain.
I remembered a member of the「Terrier Bandit Troupe」, Chihuahua the-chain-and-sickle.
I had no technique like him, so I just wrapped the Minotaur in the chain I made.
Aiming for his arms, feet, and the rest of his body.
I used my speed to wrap the Minotaur up, restraining him.
“Bumo~!” (Minotaur)
“Okay, Chain-san, please tighten.” (Arge)
“Bumo~aaa!?” (Minotaur)
The weapons I create with my Blood-Arms skill can be moved without touching them to a certain extent.
Preparing the Blood-Arms skill takes a while, but the skill itself is strong.
I finish rolling up beef in no time.
No, this is not a matter of being rolled up in meat, the meat is wrapped up, so it’s a bit different?
(ED: I think she’s making a food joke, but I don’t have the raws, so can’t check what food she’s talking about.)
Anyway, the battle was finished without any problems.
“Ku~tsu … human being! You plan on poaching our forest!” (Minotaur)
The eyes of the bull glare at me, as they’re wrapped up in my chains.
Even though my chain bound him tight, he doesn’t seem to have injured.
Yes, he completely misunderstood me.
…He is such a troublesome bull. Well, he is only a bull.
Since I’m misunderstood, it’s a bother, so I’ll have to explain.
“Well, first of all, I am not a human being. I am a vampire. Please look, see my fangs and ears ?” (Arge)
“Nu… but it’s still morning…” (Minotaur)
“Either in the morning or in the day, I’m still okay because of my sunshine resistance.
And another thing, I’ve only taken a nap here and I don’t think I want this forest.” (Arge)
“…Really? You’re not a poacher?” (Minotaur)
“I have no trouble with money, I do not need poaching.” (Arge)
As evidence, I pulled out just a small portion of the money I earned in Arlesha.
“…” (Minotaur)
“…” (Arge)
“… about that.” (Minotaur)
“Yes?” (Arge)
“I am really sorry …” (Minotaur)
“…the tone changed?” (Arge)
“I’m sorry, I was a little sick of poachers, I’m sorry… I want you to forgive me…” (Minotaur)
The atmosphere suddenly changed and he apologized.
His voice is very low, then it turned from that threatening low pitched voice to the high voice of a boy.
Honestly, it does not suit you at all, but it’s a cute voice.
So, he thought I was a poacher, a monster, or a demon, I guess the peace of this forest is protected… by him.
It sounds like a hard position. I do not need such a thing.
Since the misunderstanding was solved, for the time being, I recover my money and then releases Blood-Arms. The chain turns into red smoke, then disappeared.
Blood that has turned into a weapon will not come back. If you release it, then you lose it.
“My finger… It’s still a little painful… That’s it …I am a vampire, Argento vampear … Arge is fine.” (Arge)
“Minotaur Oswald, I’m the guardian of this forest” (Oswald) (オズワルド: Ozuwarudo)
“Quintaros~?” (Arge)
“It’s Minotaur! Nee-san, Nice to meet you!” (Oswald)
“No, nee-san is a bit…” (Arge)
“Well then, how about Arge nee-san?” (Oswald)
“Ah… please do as you like…” (Arge)
I decided to let him call me what he likes because denying it is troublesome.
Since I’m originally a man, being called that is a little uncomfortable, but since I’m physically a girl now, he’s not wrong.
Again, I look at Oswald-kun after I let him out of my chain skill.
He is really big. He’s black, and he’s very stinky.
“Excuse me for a moment” (Arge)
“Yes?” (Oswald)
“Become neat” (Arge)
Honestly, he smells so bad that it’s painful just talking this close to him, so I’m cleaning his body.
Recovery magic to remove dirt removes the filthiness from his body immediately.
The drifting smell wrapped in the refreshing wind of the forest and disappeared together with the flies.
He still smells like a cow but he is already cleaned, so it is just his body odor. I decided to endure.
“You should take better care of yourself.” (Arge)
I thought it was impolite to force the subject, but I have to do something.
I don’t expect him to be as flashy as Samaka-san, but I want him to be a little cleaner.
Because it’s painful that he can’t even breathe through his nose.
The stinky smell a while ago is because he has not properly cleaned himself.
There is no choice if the smell is his body odor but with this, he’s good to go.
Oswald-kun opens his mouth for a long while. He seems very impressed.
“Amazing… Arge nee-san, who are you? Just now, you used a high-level cleaning magic that only unicorns can use, right?” (Oswald)
“I’m just a passing-by vampire.” (Arge)
“I try to attack such a gentle person, I… I… Arge nee-san! If you want anything please let me know!” (Oswald)
Well then, I thought ‘I want to get fed’.
But Oswald-kun’s a Minotaur.
He is just a walking bull.
It does not look like he has any economic power or anything, and he’s fighting poachers to protect the forest.
That means, it is very possible that he will be very busy and eventually die.
Besides, body odor is my weak point. It’s not a very good combo. Oswald-kun, if he shrinks that body of his, he would be a little cute, but I don’t think I want him to feed me.
Sorry, but…
…Mentally, I’m a man.
I’m trying for a normal first. So, I’d prefer a girl.
Though, if the partner is good enough, I will even consider a man.
Apart from that, Oswald-kun apologizes, but what should I do?
I guess it is better to get blood here.
He looks like a cow, but his blood should work.
I don’t have any blood-sucking impulses yet, but it may not be bad to have supplies…
Since I’m not hungry for blood, mostly, I want to be brought to the border, but since he’s the guardian of the forest, he will not be able to leave the forest…
I guess it would be fun if I could ride on the shoulder of that muscled body but…
…Ah, I see. It’s a vehicle.
“Well, may I make a request?” (Arge)
“Please, anything!” (Oswald)
“Do you have horses around here?” (Arge)
And.
Because I don’t want to walk, I need something to ride.
Just like when I took a ride on Zeno-kun’s carriage.
Even if there is no saddle, I can still ride a horse and buy one in the next village.
Let’s procure horse in this forest. I want a small horse that I can sleep on its back.
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パネェ is some kind of slang for “thank you very much”
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Thank you very much.
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I’m really glad that someone picked this up. I’ve been wanting to read this but there was only a few chapters before you took it. Thank you very much!
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Thanks for the chapters.
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so…. how about blood problem ?
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You can use the horse as a mobile blood bank. It’s a two in one package.
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Kinda expected her to ask the bull to carry her to the edge of the forest, not ask for wild horses… XD
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Thanks for the chapter! 😄
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Thanks for the chapter 🙂
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Thanks for the meal, imouto!
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Day 36 and still no motivation whatsoever.
—Excerpt from the unnamed Miko-san’s diary.
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Here’s my edit version of the chapter
Chapter 23: Weak type
In conclusion, the battle ended in around ten seconds.
First, I avoided the axe that the Minotaur is swinging down.
the attack hits nothing but soil hoisted up into the air provding some cover as I run behind his back.
“No, so fast…!? “
“Blood Arms. ‘Chain’ “
Even if you hit him or kick him, it will not have much effect with all that muscle in the way. He can also resist wind magic. So, I use my blood as a weapon.
For a vampire, it’s a easy thing to do, you only need to use your nail to cut lightly on your finger. Then, change the blood overflowing with a tingled feel into a long chain.
I remembered a certain member of the Terrier Bandit Troupe, Chihuahua, using the chain and sickle as a weapon. Howwever, I had no techniques like him, so I’ll just use the chain that I made.
Aiming for his arms, feets and torso. I run around the Minotaur with my speed and restrained him.
“Bumo!”
“Okay, Chain-san, please tighten.”
“Bumoa aa!?”
Any weapons that I create can be moved freely without touching it to a certain extent. Using that ability, I tightened the chain.
Although the preparation for Blood Arms is not fast, but the strength is quite strong. I finished creating what appears to be a stringed roast beef, ready to cook in no time. No, this is not a roast beef, because it is stil alive, but is it a bit different?
Anyway, the battle was finished without any problems.
“Ku~tsu… damn human being! You still planning to poach in our forest !” (original is hard to understand so I change it)
The bull glares at me as it is wrapped in chains.
Even though my chain has bounded him tight, he doesn’t seems to have any injuries. Still, this is completely a misunderstanding.
… He is such a troublesome bull. Well, he is only a bull, ~sigh.
But those who are misunderstood are bothered, so you have to explain.
“Well, first of all, I am not a human being, I am a vampire. Please look, see my fangs and ears?”
“Nu…but it’s still morning…”
“Whether in the morning or during the day, I’m still okay because there is sun resistance. And another thing, I’ve only taken a nap here and I don’t think I want this forest.”
“… Really? You aren’t a poacher?”
“I have no trouble with money, I do not need poaching.”
As evidence, I produced out from the Blood bag just a small portion of the money I had earned in Arlesha.
“…”
“…”
“…about that.”
“Yes?”
“I am really sorry …”
“…Has the tone changed?”
“I’m sorry, I was a little sick of poachers, I’m sorry … please forgive me…”
The atmosphere suddenly changed and he apologized. The voice before was also low, but now it is turned from a threatening tone to a high pitched voice like a young boy.
Honestly it does not suit him at all, but it was a cute voice. I heard that he thought I was a poacher, and he was a monster…a demon, so I guess the peace of this forest was protected…by him.
It must be hard to have such a position as guardian. I certainly do not need such a thing.
Since the misunderstanding was resolved for the time being, I put away the money and then releases Blood Arms. The chains turn into red smoke and disappeared.
Blood that has turned into a weapon will not come back as blood. If you release it, it will be gone.
“My finger…it’s still a little painful. Ah! That’s right…I am vampire Argento vampear…Arge is fine.”
“Minotaur Oswald, I’m the guardian of this forest” (オズワルド: Ozuwarudo)
“Quintaros?”
“It’s Minotaur ! Nee-san, Nice to meet you !”
“No, nee-san is a bit…”
“Well then, how about Arge nee-san?”
“Ah…please do as you like”
I decided to keep it like that because to keep choosing is troublesome. Since I’m originally a man, it feels a little uncomfortable, but as I’m now physically a girl, he is not wrong.
Again, I look at Oswald-kun who stood before me.
He is really big. He has dark hair. And he smells…badly.
“Excuse me for a moment”
“Yes?”
“Become clean”
Honestly, it was painful to talk to him whilst he was this close, so I’m cleaning his body.
Recovery magic to remove dirt removes filthiness from his body in a blink of an eye. The drifting awful smell is wrapped in with the refreshing wind of the forest and disappears together with flies.
He still smells like cow but since he is already clean, it must just be his body odor. I decided to endure.
“You should take better care about your appearance.”
I thought it was impolite, but I will be frank for a moment.
I didn’t say he must be as flashy as Samaka-san, but I want him to be a little more clean. Because it must be painful that he cannot breathe through his nose.
The stinky smell from a while ago is because he has not properly cleaned up. There nothing to be done if the smell is his body odor but as he is now cleaned, he is good to go.
Oswald-kun had opened his mouth for a while. Then he seemed to be impressed.
“… Amazing … Arge nee-san, who are you … just now, you have used a high level recovery magic that only unicorn can use, right !?”
“I’m just a passing-by vampire.”
“I tried to attack such a gentle person, I … I … Arge nee-san! If you want anything, please let me know!”
Well then, I thought I want get food, but Oswald-kun was Minotaur. He is just a walking bull.
He does not seem to have economic power or anything, and he is fighting poachers to protect the forest. That is, it is highly possible that he will be too busy and die.
Besides, body odor is my weak point. It was a very good property.
Oswald-kun who has a body that is about two meters tall and is a little cute, but I do not think I want him to feed me. Sorry.
… Mentally I’m a man.
I am going to be normal at first. So, I prefer a girl. However, if the partner is quite good, I will consider even a man.
Apart from that, Oswald-kun has apologized, but what should I do?
I guess it is better to get blood here.
He looks like cow, so blood will pass. I do not have any blood sucking impulses yet, but it may not be bad to have a supply.
Now that I am not hungry for blood, the next wish is to bring me to the border, but since he is a guardian of the forest, he will not be able to leave the forest… although I guess it will be fun if I can get on the shoulder of that muscles body but …
… Ah, I see. It’s a vehicle.
“Well, may I ask one?”
“Please, anything!”
“Do you have horses around here?”
So.
If you do not want to walk, you only have to ride.
Just like when I took a ride on Zeno-kun’s carriage .
Even if there is no saddle, I can still ride a horse, or whatever you can procure in a nearby town.
Let’s procure a horse in this forest. A child who will run even if I am asleep. (TN: MC want a young horse because she is small)
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Thank you for the chapter & MC dont start horsing around.
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Edited on top of m33b00’s edit. Done now.
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Thank you very much.
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