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Mile Chapter 131: The one who avoids hell and the one who plunges into it.

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Mile Chapter 131: The one who avoids hell and plunges into it.

 

“Well, isn’t it about time you tell us everything” (Rena)

“Eh?” (Mile)

 

Upon arriving at the forest, Rena lightly presses her hand on Mile’s shoulder and starts asking.

 

“Even if you hand over all the spices we have that you put in the storage, we still can’t complete this request.
So what are you planning? Can you find a colony of spice plants with detection magic? Or are you going to attack the bandits and take back the spices?” (Rena)

 

Maevis and Pauline also kept watching over what Mile would choose.

 

“I will not do either of them!
In the first place, there is no such colony in this area,
and I don’t know where the bandits hide!” (Mile)

 

… It was the truth.

 

“What…” (Rena + Pauline + Maevis)

 

And the three girls got discouraged.

It seem they had been deluded by Mile’s capability.

 

“That’s why I will make spices” (Mile)

“E e e e e ~!” (Rena + Pauline + Maevis)

 

However, it seemed that getting deluded was still insufficient (below average).

 

***

 

“Well, Pauline-san please give me『Ultra Hot · Water ball』in this pot. And only create a medium size one so that it will not overflow, and be careful …” (Mile)

 

That being said, Pauline carefully cast a magic towards the big pot that Mile had taken out from the storage.

 

“『Water ball · Ultra Hot』” (Pauline)

* Tapun * (SFX)

 

Red liquid filled the large pot. And Mile smelled the scent from the red liquid.

 

“Let’s see, how to separate this …” (Mile)

 

Mile was convinced.

From the smell, it seems to be capsaicin mixture.

『Ultra Hot · Water ball』 , The liquid which appears by its magic exists as a substance. That means if I can separate the capsaicin ingredients, I can use it as spices.

I don’t know if this substance was produced by molecular transformation, or whether it was brought from somewhere by teleport or something else, but at the moment, I have it so I don’t need to think deeply.

Pungent ingredients of spices are chili pepper, capsaicin of habanero chili pepper type, as well as wasabi, mustard and garlic allyl compounds, but allyl compounds tend to be volatile and the usage is limited. 

In addition, there are various other spices such as nutmeg, ginger, cinnamon, cumin, coriander, peppermint, cinnamon, sage, thyme, mulla, leurier etc,

But what the shopkeeper seeks is capsaicin based. So as long as it is capsaicin based, anything will be okay.

That’s why I asked Pauline to use her『Ultra Hot』magic system.

 

“Once boiled, unlike allyl compounds, it isn’t volatile and it is chemically stable.
But it may take time if I use heat and wait for the water to evaporate …” (Mile)

 

And for mass production, we can only make a few cups from one pot, it’s inefficient in refining by boiling and evaporation. That’s why Mile must use her wisdom to find a solution somehow.
And, Mile came up with a brilliant breakthrough idea.

 

“That’s it! It was on the book of modern physics that I read in my former life.

『Devil Love plus』? Oh no, it’s different!

Is it 『All the results of a love simulation game can be predicted if there is an intelligent entity that knows all of its programs』? No, That isn’t it either!

(T.N: I don’t understand this philosophy either, forgive me if I’m wrong, you can read it at wikipedia Maxwell Demon)

Ah, that’s right,『Divide the coffee into two parts left and right.
Attach a shutter that can be opened and closed and leave that shutter to a versatile devil.
It will close the shutter to avoid a molecule with fast motion speed (red one) goes from right to left or a molecule with slow motion speed (blue one) go from left to right.
And only open shutter when a molecule with fast motion speed (red one) goes from left to right or a molecule with slow motion speed (blue one) go from right to left.
If we can give the devil that instruction, without giving any energy
we can divide coffee into hot coffee and cold coffee
A phenomenon that the second law of thermodynamics might hypothetically be violated』

Yes, it was “Demon of Maxwell Coffee” theory …

Well, actually the entropy seems to increase, but that does not matter! In any case, this work will be done, not by Maxwell demons but by Nano-chan+ …” (Mile)

 

Zawa~ (SFX)

Zawa … Zawa  (SFX)

 

Mile felt that the air in the vicinity seemed to be rough.

However, Mile didn’t care about it and tried to exercise magic.

 

“Part of the pan was partitioned with a thin film of nanomachines,
Distinguish between water molecules and capsaicin molecules and separate them with a shutter …” (Mile)

 

Gyaaaaaa! (Nano-chan+)

… I heard something.

 

“… Stop doing my method and separate capsaicin however nano-chan+ like.
Oh, I don’t need moisture, you can throw it away” (Mile)

 

Shun! (SFX)

 

At the next moment, the water in the pan disappeared and only a small amount of red powder remained on the bottom of the pot.

 

(I wonder if nano-chan+ hate it, I mean… that separation method …) (Mile)

 

Mile tilts her head.

Of course they are. With such method, even nano-machines will raise objection.

By the way, although capsaicin is a white powder crystal, but nano-machines thought that it wouldn’t match the pungent ingredients of spices image, and they left red pigment components at their own discretion. It was a service.

 

“what are you talking about, from a while ago, I don’t understand!
… So, this spices is made with magic, isn’t it?” (Rena)

 

While talking about that, Rena pinched it from the bottom of the pan and tried to lick it.

 

“Gyaaaaa~~ !!” (Rena)

 

It’s pure crystal of capsaicin. Numerical value representing spicy, Scoville value is about 16 million.

By the way, ordinary Tabasco has a Scoville value of 2,500-5,000, that means this thing is about 3,200-6,400 times stronger than Tabasco. It wasn’t something people can endure.

Of course, Mile tried to stop in a hurry, but she was one step behind.

 

“… …! …… !! ………… !!” (Rena)

 

Rena is no longer able to make a voice, is on the verge of passing out, rolling on the ground.

Pauline, who was stretching her hand trying to taste the spices herself, turned pale and stopped.

 

“Rena-san, please open your mouth and stick your tongue out!” (Mile)

 

Although Rena messed up her face with tears, she devoted all of her energy and followed the Mile’s instruction and stick out her tongue.

 

“Ice · Water!” (Mile) (T.N in English)

 

Mile casts a stream of cold water on Rena’s tongue.

Capsaicin stimulates the part that senses the temperature of the tongue and pain nerve, so for the time being, cooling it down with cold water will slow down the sensation and rinse the spices with a strong water current. And then.

 

“Heating!” (Mile)

 

Capsaicin is less soluble in water, but it’s easy to dissolve in oil. Mile warms the cooking oil taken from item box and wash Rena’s tongue. And finally.

 

“Please lick and sip this slowly while trying to wash your tongue!” (Mile)

 

That said, Mile handed out hot milk that she had warmed from the item box to Rena.

And with Mile’s treatment, somehow Rena has passed the worst condition but she still suffers. But she never goes to complain with Mile and continues to endure the suffering alone.

And as Mile watching that scene, she remembered about a CERTAIN BOY DETECTIVE  manga.

*licking* (SFX)

“Ugu~, this is a hydrogen cyanide!”

*Batari* (SFX)

(T.N: To avoid more reader confusing, allow me to post the picture from that manga itself, even it isn’t related, search over 1000 chapters for these pictures is tiring)

Connan Chapter 66

 

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39 comments

      • Don’t mind it your laptop screen just has a poor viewing angle.
        It’s… uh that. Seeing something from a different angle.
        You’re definitely not seeing through me.

        On that note would you mind playing a game filled with friendship, love and cupcakes?

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  2. Mile is back!!! Yaaay!!! and you lied that there won’t be anything hilarious and interesting for a while, this chap is hilarious!
    but still… poor Nano-chan(s) Mile is the most evil master!!!

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    • Gyaaaaaa! (Nano+)
      Follow Mile methods and raising objections and voices

      Mile use demon of Maxwell coffee methods
      It is effective but nano-machines receive damage
      Nano-machines use scream rise of the machine
      Mile receive message
      Mile use liberate method
      Nano-machines do what it want and best
      Spices get dry
      Battle ended
      Mile and Nano-machine receive
      capsaicin

      Continue… (To battle of capsaicin with Rena and Pauline) (anyone want to continue comment?)

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  3. Thanks 4 the chapter!

    I know a certain superhero from Grrl Power who would love to get her hands on those spices.

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  4. Suggestion:
    Title: THE ONE WHO AVOIDS HELL AND {}->{THE ONE WHO }PLUNGES INTO IT.

    “Even if you hand over all the {spice}->{spices} we have that you put in the storage, we still can’t complete this request.
    {}->{So} What are you planning? Can you find a colony of {pepper}->{spice plants} with detection magic? Or are you going to attack the bandits and take back the spices?” (Rena)

    … It was {a fair claim}->{the truth}.

    And {}->{the} Three girls {are}->{got} discouraged.

    It seem they had been {poisoned}->{deluded} by Mile {}->{capability}

    However, it seemed that {poisoning}->{deluding} was still insufficient (below average).

    That being said, Pauline {}->{is} carefully casting magic towards the big pot that Mile {}->{had} took out {of}->{from the} storage.

    Mile was {conceived}->{convinced}.
    From the smell, it seems to be capsaicin {system}->{mixture}.
    『Ultra Hot · Water ball』 , The liquid which appears by its magic exists as a substance. That means {that}->{} if I can separate the

    from somewhere by teleport or something {}->{else},

    Pungent ingredients of spices are chili pepper, capsaicin of habanero {}->{chili pepper} type

    but allyl compounds tend to {volatilize}->{volatile} and the {use scene}->{usage} is limited.

    Once boiled, unlike allyl compounds, it isn’t volatile and it is chemically stable, {pungent}->{}.But it may take time if I {add}->{use} heat and wait for {the water to} evaporate …” (Mile)

    Mile came up with {an epoch-making way.}->{some brilliant breakthrough idea}

    “That’s it! It was on the book of modern physics that I read in {the past}->{my former life}

    Is it 『All the results of {}->{a} love simulation game {will be}->{can be} predicted if there is an intelligent entity that knows all {the}->{of its} programs』? No, That isn’t it either!

    “… Stop doing {}->{my method} and separate capsaicin however nano-chan+ like.

    it wouldn’t match the pungent {}->{ingredients of spices} image

    … So, {this is that spice}->{these spices is} made with magic, isn’t it?” (Rena)

    is on the verge of {being outraged}->{passing out}, rolling {}->{on }the ground.

    Pauline, who was stretching her hand trying to taste {}->{the spices} herself, turned pale and stopped.

    “Rena-san, please open your mouth and {thrust}->{stick} your tongue out!” (Mile})

    followed the Mile’s instruction and {thrust}->{stick} out her tongue.

    and rinse {the spices} with a strong water current. {And then.}->{after that}

    Rena has passed the the worst condition but she still {suffer}->{suffers}.

    continues to endure {}->{the}
    suffering alone.

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  5. THE ONE WHO AVOIDS HELL AND THE ONE WHO PLUNGES INTO IT.

    THE ONE WHO PLUNGES INTO HELL
    Rena taste hell literally and Pauline almost enter the same hell but avoid it because of Rena
    suffering

    THE ONE WHO AVOIDS HELL
    Pauline ” Rena-san, your sacrifice has help me to avoid hell. I pray you will suffer less in the next hour.”

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  9. Oh god, this whole time I thought ultra hot water ball was just super-heated water… capsaicin and the shit ton of other spices is just brutal

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    • i thought so too, that it was just boiling water that was red by magic or something, so i went back to find out around the first time she used “red hot” water just in case

      chapter 70: [By the way, “hot” isn’t “temperature hot” but “spicy hot”.]

      so i guess it was said once before that the red hot was spice, somehow

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  13. Thanks for the new chapter

    The spicyness in this chapter is definately way above average 😆😆😆

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    • Wait, unless -that- is the average number!
      Which also mean there is something out there more spicier than that!?!?!? 😱😱😱

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    • Hydrogen Cyanide from a Certain Boy Detective manga. And Mile remember about it. There’s no Hydrogen Cyanide here.

      Just like I see someone long wavy blonde young man, I remember about Songoku Super Saiyan level 10. But there was no Super Saiyan level 10 in reality.

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